An “Insurrectionist” Bird Took A Dump On Biden (Video)
President Joe Biden traveled to Iowa on Tuesday for his first time as president to announce new efforts to bring down gas prices as the administration faces an 8.5% jump in the consumer price index compared to a year ago, which it attributes mostly to what the White House calls “Putin’s Price Hike.”
“Your family budget, your ability to fill up your tank, none of it should on hinge on whether a dictator declares war and commits genocide a half a world away,” Biden said, appearing to ad lib that Russia’s actions in Ukraine “genocide” for the first time. The U.S. government has an internal process for designating whether genocide has occurred, and other Western nations haven’t made the determination.
The president also offered brief remarks on the subway shooting in New York City from Menlo, Iowa, before pivoting to his plan to ease gas prices amid intensifying inflation.
His speech however went from bad to worse when a bird pooped on him.
Video below:
People started asking if the secret service started looking for this “insurrectionist” bird that dropped a “bomb” on POTUS.
Biden however didn’t even notice anything and finished his speech with poop right above the flag pin.
The mainstream media didn’t even bother to report about this “incident”
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“Your … ability to fill up your tank, none of it should on hinge on whether a dictator declares war…” It wouldn’t be so bad if Biden was just himself an idiot. But he thinks WE’RE all idiots, and he can sell us that fairy tale.
Buffoon, what an embarrassment….I’m ashamed of the President of the US…who would have thought we would come to this…God Help Us!
So the Joetato says that how much it costs to fill up our gas tanks should not “hinge on whether a dictator declares war and commits genocide a half a world away.” But apparently it doesn’t matter if the cause of those high prices in a lying, dishonest, incompetent moron who cuts domestic oil production significantly, makes it nearly impossible to prospect for new oil, and the spends money like a drunken sailor (with all dues respect to drunken sailors.)
Biden is an indoor. Period.
The Lord delivers messages in strange ways. lol
That bird shit would be a better choice for president than that senile, pedophile asshole Biden!
I’d do the same thing if someone held him down!
Interesting that excrement is never far from SloJoe and Obama. Remember the fly that found Barry and he kept trying to swat it?
All of these weekends spent in Delaware makes one wonder what his handlers are giving him behind closed doors
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Even the bird knows Traitor Joe is a senile old fool and he saw his chance and took it.The bird is probably flying all over Iowa telling other birds I shit on the buffoon of DC wish the rest of we peons could do the same but then it would be a waste of poop.Biteme has crapped on us all and has been doing that for fifty years.
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The bird needs better aim it should have shit on his head.
Must have been owned by a white racist Nazi hater!