Lana Del Rey Invites Witches To Put A Spell On Donald Trump

The spell is meant to curtail Trump’s power without causing harm. Whether or not such a spell is taught at Hogwarts is up for debate.

Never one to betray her brand, moon queen Lana Del Rey has expectedly joined the masses of witches worldwide in their quest to vanquish Donald Trump.

The Daily Mail reported:

Witches will be out protesting President Donald Trump on Friday night the best way they know how – magic!

Men and women from around the world are planning to gather and cast a spell at midnight that will stop President Trump from doing harm while also possibly banishing him from office.

Mass rituals have also been planned in multiple covens, during which men and women will perform a spell to bind President Trump and all those who abet him by delivering a chant and holding a brief ceremony.

This is not an exclusive witches-only event wither, with Wiccans, shamans, Heremeticists, cunning folk, sorcerers and sorceresses, hoodooists, occultists, magicians, Ceremonialists and Ritualists also invited and urged to take part.

The mass binding could not be easier either, with only a handful of household objects needed for the ceremony and the newly composed chant available online for all to see.

Christian Nationalism is calling on all Christians to pray for President Trump and country.

We beseech all Christian soldiers to answer this call to action by reading from Psalm 23. We ask you to join us in praying for the strength of our nation, our elected representatives and for the souls of the lost who would take up Satanic arms against us.

A psalm of David.

1 The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing.
2 He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,
3 he refreshes my soul.
He guides me along the right paths
for his name’s sake.
4 Even though I walk
through the darkest valley,[a]
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
5 You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oil;
my cup overflows.
6 Surely your goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the Lord

One of Lana Del Rey recent tweets was confirmation that she plans to put a spell on Donald Trump.


Lana tweeted last night an open invitation to her coven to participate in the first of a series of binding spells cast against Trump to block his evil forces, beginning Friday at midnight and continuing onward every waning crescent moon at midnight.
(So also March 26, April 24, and May 23.)

And because Lana’s a good witch (though maybe also a little bit satanic), she’s not spilling centuries-old witch secrets.

Lana asks that you please just Google the ingredients to the spell rather than sneak a peek at her Book of Shadows.

last night, LDR sent out a cryptic tweet that contained four dates and the phrase “the ingredients can b found online.”

I initially assumed it was release dates for new singles.

But some Lana fans on Reddit have pointed out that the dates line up exactly with those of an occult ritual designed to prevent Donald Trump from doing harm, details of which have been circulating online.




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7 years ago

Well, make sure your makeup is on perfectly, so you know that isn’t what caused your magic kit to fail. On second thought, any positive thoughts for our country’s leader?

Marcial e anzardo
Marcial e anzardo
6 years ago

Listen and listen well you lana wicht.no matters what magic or whatever spell you try and even if you use satan himself.do you know whos last decision will take place our commander in chief of the heaven’s.the great im.Jehovah the almighty god .the alpha and omega.he wont let it happend.amen.in god we trust.hallelujah and glory be to god.

Jim Dandey
Jim Dandey
6 years ago

We ask God to send warrior angles to smash any spells or curses that these witches might cast in Jesus name amen.

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