Man Goes To BUY A NEW TRUCK From A HILLARY SUPPORTER – What Happens NEXT Is HILARIOUS
After spending a considerable about of money each month on repairs for my ride, I decided I would stop by my local Ford Dealership this morning to look for a new truck.
While I was walking around the sales lot I saw a nice F-350 Crew Cab loaded with all the options that I like. The truck was exactly what I had in mind when I thought about buying a new truck so and asked to take it for a test drive.
A few minutes later the salesperson (a lady wearing a ‘Hillary for President’ lapel pin) came out from the office with the keys, flipped them to me and I opened the doors. She sat in the passenger seat next to me and began describing the truck and all its options.
She told me about the automatic starter for those cold winter nights and hot summer days, she told me about the automatic wipers, the fog lamps, the UBS ports, the running boards, the clear coat.
Finally, she explained that the electric seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set to direct cool air to your butt in the summer and warm air to your butt in the winter.
After spending a considerable about of money each month on repairs for my ride, I decided I would stop by my local Ford Dealership this morning to look for a new truck.
While I was walking around the sales lot I saw a nice F-350 Crew Cab loaded with all the options that I like. The truck was exactly what I had in mind when I thought about buying a new truck so and asked to take it for a test drive.
A few minutes later the salesperson (a lady wearing a ‘Hillary for President’ lapel pin) came out from the office with the keys, flipped them to me and I opened the doors. She sat in the passenger seat next to me and began describing the truck and all its options.
She told me about the automatic starter for those cold winter nights and hot summer days, she told me about the automatic wipers, the fog lamps, the UBS ports, the running boards, the clear coat.
Finally, she explained that the electric seats were connected to the ventilation system and could be set to direct cool air to your butt in the summer and warm air to your butt in the winter.
So I mentioned that this must be a ‘Trump Truck.’ She looked at me a bit angry, and asked why I thought it was a ‘Trump Truck.’ I told her that if it were a Hillary Truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass all year ’round!
The two mile walk back to the dealership to pick up my truck was well worth it!
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Hilarious. As a former Ford salesman I was surprised that she was even allowed to wear the pin. If I were this potential customer I’d contact Ford Motor Company and detail the terrible service on this woman’s part and that the dealership allowed her to treat me as a customer so disrespectfully. I had customers who made insulting/vulgar comments but my job was to sell the vehicle. She is lousy at her job.