Photos: Hillary And Chelsea Clinton Attended A Broadway Show – A Huge “Poop” Surprise Was Waiting In Aisle Near Them When The Lights Came Up

Someone allegedly took a dump in the aisle close to Hillary and Chelsea Clinton’s Broadway seating during a mid-March performance of “Some Like It Hot,” according to a report.

The secret pooper allegedly struck at the Shubert Theater in New York City. Most recently, the pooper struck twice in the aisle where Hillary and Chelsea were sitting to watch a performance of hit show “Some Like It Hot.”

HC and CC reacted furiously but Page Six say they stuck around for the second act … and that the doo-doo was cleaned up swiftly and without issue.

As for the culprit … the outlet reports, citing sources, it was an elderly person who let it blow.

Now, here’s the crazy thing … a source is telling PS it was just a one-off and probably targeted the Clintons.
Photos from the “crime” scene below:

However, the reports from the theater seem pretty bizarre, in my opinion.

At first, the reports seem to suggest that poop appearing in the theater during performances is almost a common occurrence, having happened at least four times. Then a source apparently told PageSix that “it was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled.”

This is exactly what I would say if the former First Lady and Daughter discovered a series of poops on the floor in an establishment I ran and wanted people to come visit again. Another source said what we all think happened: “There is someone who is either s–tting in the aisle, or surreptitiously dumping defecation that they smuggled into the theater.”