IRS Agents Might Have to Watch a Lot of OnlyFans Content Thanks to Trump’s “No Tax on Tips” Policy – Find Out Why This Is Happening!
If you thought the “No Tax on Tips” law was just going to be waiters and bartenders celebrating, think again—because the fine print is about to turn IRS cubicles into the weirdest movie night in government history. President Trump’s signature policy, which exempts tips from income tax, has one very specific carve-out: tips earned from pornography don’t qualify. And since OnlyFans is the 800-pound gorilla of online tipping (with an estimated 70-80% of its revenue coming from adult content), the IRS now has a hilarious new problem: someone has to watch the videos to decide if a creator’s tips are tax-free… or taxable smut.
The New York Times dropped the story this week, quoting tax experts who say there’s no way around it. “Ultimately, it would be the subjective determination of an IRS examiner or a Tax Court judge,” tax preparer Thomas Gorczynski explained. “Sometimes you look at something and it’s clearly pornography, but sometimes you look at something and you think, ‘Eh, it’s subjective.’” Translation: some poor auditor in Cincinnati is about to spend his days deciding if a yoga instructor in lingerie is “artistic expression” or straight-up porn.
OnlyFans creators are already lawyering up. “Just because you’re on OnlyFans doesn’t necessarily mean it’s pornographic,” one consultant told the Times. “You could have a cooking channel or a yoga channel.” Sure, and I could have a pet unicorn, but let’s be real—when the average creator is pulling five figures a month, it’s rarely from sourdough tutorials.
The irony is delicious: Trump’s pro-worker policy is forcing the federal government to become the nation’s biggest OnlyFans reviewer. Imagine the training seminar: “Day 1: How to identify taxable content without violating HR policy.”
There’s an easy fix, of course—ban porn nationwide like Project 2025 suggested and be done with the debate. Until then, enjoy the mental image of IRS agents with notepads, redacting sticky notes, and a very confused facial expression.
Somewhere out there, a 58-year-old auditor just googled “what is ahegao” and immediately regretted it.
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The IRS just spent $50,000 on lube.