An Illegal Immigrant, a Radical Jihadist And Donald Trump…

You don’t need a genie to send all the trash out of this country. All you need is Trump!!

An illegal immigrant, a radical Muslim Jihadist, and Donald Trump were walking together on a beach in Florida when the illegal stumbled over a bottle in the sand.

He picked up the bottle, rubbed the sand off it, and a genie appeared.

“I can only grant three wishes,” the genie said. “Since there are three of you, you may have a wish each.”

Pointing at the illegal immigrant, he said, “Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish.”

The illegal immigrant said, “This country is racist against my people! I wish to take every illegal immigrant back to their homeland where we can finally be happy and live in peace!”

The genie clapped his hand and the illegal immigrant was transported to his homeland along with millions of “his” people.

Turning to the Jihadist, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”

The radical Muslim Jihadist said, “This country is bigoted against those who practice Sharia Law! I wish to take all of my people away from this horrible place loaded with infidels so we can live in a theocracy in Islamic countries and serve Allah.”

This genie clapped his hands and the jihadist, along with every other Radical Muslim in the country, was instantly transported to the Middle East.

Turning to Donald Trump, the genie asked, “And what is your wish?”

Trump looked around at the empty beach, smiled, and said, “Just give me a Coke. It doesn’t get any better than this!”

Too bad it’s only a joke and not the truth!

Share this with your friends and family on Facebook and Twitter!

Alex D is a conservative journalist, who covers all issues of importance for conservatives. He brings attention and insight from what happens in the White House to the streets of American towns, because it all has an impact on our future, and the country left for our children. Exposing the truth is his ultimate goal, mixed with wit where it's appropriate, and feels that journalism shouldn't be censored. Join him & let's spread the good word!

Alex D.

Alex D is a conservative journalist, who covers all issues of importance for conservatives. He brings attention and insight from what happens in the White House to the streets of American towns, because it all has an impact on our future, and the country left for our children. Exposing the truth is his ultimate goal, mixed with wit where it's appropriate, and feels that journalism shouldn't be censored. Join him & let's spread the good word!

2 thoughts on “An Illegal Immigrant, a Radical Jihadist And Donald Trump…

  • July 12, 2017 at 10:35 pm
    Permalink

    You will have to explain this joke to me…

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *