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Jeff Foxworthy: You Might Live In A Nation That Was Founded By Geniuses, But Is Run By Idiots

Jeff Foxworthy is a hilarious comedian who has been making us laugh for years on shows like The Jeff Fox Worthy Show and Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader? A proud member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Foxworthy is known for being unafraid to express his conservative views.

Foxworthy was recently asked by a fan to describe President Obama, and the comedian didn’t hold back with his response. Here’s what Foxworthy had to say about what Obama has done to America on his Facebook page:

If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.



If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

These comments are hilarious, but they’re also a sad commentary on how far our country has fallen since Obama became president. We can only hope that it is not too late for America!

Alex D.

Alex D is a conservative journalist, who covers all issues of importance for conservatives. He brings attention and insight from what happens in the White House to the streets of American towns, because it all has an impact on our future, and the country left for our children. Exposing the truth is his ultimate goal, mixed with wit where it's appropriate, and feels that journalism shouldn't be censored. Join him & let's spread the good word!

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Mark
Mark
7 years ago

It is not to late to “Make America Great Again”. In these difficult times, if you follow President Trump and Vice-President Pence. Things will get better. He’s got 4 years for a chance. He has already lowered our dept. Give him 4 years.

Dolores
7 years ago

God bless Jeff. He SPEAKS the truth
These are all the things Pres. Trump is trying to correct. He us am intelligent person who has seen what Hillary and Obama have been doing to all of us and our beloved country.

Beth
Beth
7 years ago

Right On Jeff Foxworthy!! You get it, the fact that we don’t want to live with Socialism, or eventually Communism, scares me that so many people think “free” means let someone else pay for it. Trump may have a ‘short way of saying things’, but I’m thrilled with his choices, and love how fast he is doing the things he promised!! Scary that people actually think Hillary would be good for this country!! She has taken so many bribes, taken so much from Arab Nations, just to pay it back with favors!! Why do you think she didn’t use a “secure” server???? It was to get around the ” donations” for her foundation!”

Why else would she have had a meltdown on election night? She would have to pay a lot of people back! She’ll figure out another scheme, just you wait!

Please don’t fall for this!! Communism doesn’t work, and if you are a hard working person, that doesn’t want to support people who sit on their porch all day, then you’ll understand!

Charles Wolfe jr
Charles Wolfe jr
7 years ago

Give Trump 4 more yrs in 2020.

Ronnie
7 years ago

Dont u think DJT might be get the 3 letter words A-I-R 😂😂A-ssasination-I-mpeachment and R-esignment within a year?reason y for this is that bcz
How many jobs as he must keep promising during rally? Incredible thingsbuilding wall must pay pension for private land even for public used. etc.i dont think he can do it within 1st term or migjt face problem as well.Thanks sir..dunt 4get this is just a pwrsonal opinion without biased.

Blake
Blake
6 years ago
Reply to  Ronnie

Hey, dude. Your statement might hold more credibility if a single thing you just said made a lick of sense. Lol gtfo

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